coffee stomach

so here goes, the beginning of the end of entry into a new realm, the realm of blogs. for those of you who are not taken by my lack of proper english and format, get over it, adjust to it, or better yet just ignore it, i do. coffee stomach is something that does have a cause, in most cases it truly is coffee, but it could be any irritant that attacks the lining of the gut, causing the proverbial gut ache, after years of study and after much consternation in dealing with this malady, i fell upon the cure to coffee stomach, it goes back many years to the discovery that in proper concentrations, water,hops, yeast? a grain,and a lot of magic, a simple yet magical cure for the ailiment of inflamation of the lining of the gut, was found, some think it was in germany but i happen to think it was in norway, they drink lots of awfull coffee there, this cure is the beverage commonly called beer. so today on stan's b-day , after chatting with the blog god, that all to familiar feeling started to creep into my brain, yes it's true that my brain can detect the signs of " the stomache " before it's onset, do not try this at home, it's a risky behavior and should only be tried by doctors or those who think they are as smart as doctors, leaving out no one , wait . leaving out all but the almighty,jw, the big bushie, he would never even try this so who care's, well it is sunday and i do try to wait for proper sustainance before hitting the sauce, on most days, yet today my highly trained immune system said "wait a min." before proceding to breakfast you have something more important to do, save yourself from the pain in the gut commonly known as coffee stomach. thank god for all those years of training and sacrifice at boys weekends and experimentation, instinctively and with the intuition of a saint i overroad my brain, went against my better judgement and popped a Pilsner urquell, ah the relief from what wasn't but very easily could have been a huge dilema. beer in the morning before breakfast, no way, except on special occasions, or stan's bday.